FistShark Marketing 20: Christmas Meat

Our executives are hard at work developing the television event of the season, clients are keen to get their holiday albums selling in stores, and it's Caitlin's turn to take charge of a FistShark Marketing Christmas tradition.

In this episode:

(01:00) Live Birth of the Christ
(12:00) Sounds of the Season
(18:20) Christmas Meat

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_20.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

FistShark Marketing 19: Gerber Baby Farm

The horrible truth behind a long-running campaign is at risk of being exposed, Dean Cain is obsessed with rehearsing his ultimate performance, and the team reflects on how they prefer to take their coffee.

In this episode:

(00:45) Coffee
(11:40) Gerber Baby Farm
(22:40) Rehearsing Cain

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_19.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

FistShark Marketing 18: The Selfie Economy

Our executives try to cash in on the biggest cultural phenomenon of the twenty-first century before it's too late, a new museum reeks of product possibilities, and opportunities abound at the intersection of faith and fast food.

In this episode:

(00:40) McMass
(12:15) The Selfie Economy
(20:20) Stench of Death

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_18.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

FistShark Marketing 17: Fowl Prophecy

An overabundance of poultry is making life a challenge in the FistShark office, a lapse in litigious fervor seems ripe for exploitation, and Vince Vaughn becomes what he's always aspired to be.

In this episode:

(00:40) Too Many Chickens
(11:25) Vince Centvaughn
(19:45) Rule Thirty-Frozen

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_17.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

FistShark Marketing 16: The Ass Gap
The team's ambitions for Dog Island take a terrifying turn, a recently-released product is putting grins on faces in an unexpected way, and the race is on to find the perfect posterior.
In this episode:
(00:30) Dr. Nightscream Calling
(02:40) Stank Puffs
(10:30) Game of Bones
(16:35) The Ass Gap
"Dr. Nightscream Calling" written and performed by Toby Deshane.
Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_16.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

FistShark Marketing 15: Instant Diabetes

A potential PR disaster looms for Dr. Nightscream, and only FistShark Marketing can save him. Meanwhile, Jim introduces a new club sensation who aims to raise awareness of a public health crisis and Craig the Intern's girlfriend becomes an issue for the office.

In this episode:

(01:20) Funky Buttblood
(09:05) Instant Diabetes

(15:20) Craig's Girlfriend

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_15.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:46am EST

FistShark Marketing 14: The War on Drugs

Our team tries to glamorize the men and women working tirelessly to keep our streets safe from drugs. Plus, products from the mind of Brett Michaels, and Val Kilmer takes up a new form of street performance.

In this episode:

(00:00) Brett Michaels
(11:25) The War on Drugs
(17:05) Kilmercatures

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_14.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

FistShark Marketing 13: The Living Bicycle

The team discusses why Ron Perlman has been crouching around the office lately, Vince Vaughn has a problem with intellectual theft, and Jim wants to pick up an abandoned property.

In this episode:

(00:00) Vince Vaughn is a Lazy Plagiarist
(08:15) The Living Bicycle
(14:50) Breaking Badder

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_13.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

FistShark Marketing 12: Samheinous

In this week's meeting, the executives discuss putting to work an as yet unexploited company asset and fulfill their Fun Committee obligation to make plans for the annual Halloween party.

In this episode:

(00:00) Halloween Party
(14:15) The Satanists Downstairs

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:45pm EST

FistShark Marketing 11: DungeonKroeger

A fantastic adventure awaits young and old, as the team is tasked with selling a fantasy board game. Also, a new book promises to spice up bedtime activities, Craig visits the veterinarian, and Jim makes another questionable acquisition.

In this episode:

(00:00) DungeonKroeger
(08:50) Craig has Rabies
(14:50) 100 Ways to Drive a Woman Crazy in Bed
(21:15) Old Cold Piss

Direct download: FistsShark_Marketing_11.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:50am EST