FistShark Marketing 12: Samheinous

In this week's meeting, the executives discuss putting to work an as yet unexploited company asset and fulfill their Fun Committee obligation to make plans for the annual Halloween party.

In this episode:

(00:00) Halloween Party
(14:15) The Satanists Downstairs

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:45pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 11: DungeonKroeger

A fantastic adventure awaits young and old, as the team is tasked with selling a fantasy board game. Also, a new book promises to spice up bedtime activities, Craig visits the veterinarian, and Jim makes another questionable acquisition.

In this episode:

(00:00) DungeonKroeger
(08:50) Craig has Rabies
(14:50) 100 Ways to Drive a Woman Crazy in Bed
(21:15) Old Cold Piss

Direct download: FistsShark_Marketing_11.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:50am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 10: Calling Dr. Nightscream

A health crisis rocks the FistShark office as Caitlin contracts what is almost certainly a life-threatening illness. Meanwhile, Dean Cain fails to show up for work and the executive team finally has a face-to-face meeting with Bono Vox.

In this episode:

(00:00) Dr. Nightscream
(08:25) Scheduling Cain
(14:55) Bono's New Album

 

Direct download: Fistshark_Marketing_10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:37am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 09: Tasty Treats

A new client gets our executives chomping at the bit to learn more about his "Tasty Treats." Also, the team starts laying groundwork for a new reality television series starring Gordon Ramsay and an issue of semantics identifies a previously untapped niche market.

In this episode:

(00:00) Gordon Ramsay's Dog Island
(07:25) Giant Gummi Bears
(14:15) Tasty Treats

Direct download: Fistshark_Marketing_09.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:07pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 08: Dumpster Full of Spines

Our team struggles with the challenges of protecting Miley Cyrus from herself, while Val Kilmer can't seem to get the internet to steal his very private photos. Plus, found footage from Slaatvania is repackaged as variety programming, and a recent acquisition needs to be offloaded quickly.

In this episode:

(00:00) Val's Nudes
(07:34) Gulag
(13:17) Miley Wants To Fly
(20:23) Dumpster Full of Spines

Direct download: Fistshark_Marketing_08.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:58am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 07: Lil' Squirts Beauty Pageant

The team examines some new merchandising projects for Kevin Sorbo. Also, they deal with the fallout of a children's beauty competition gone awry, a new local celebrity is primed for superstardom, and Craig celebrates a birthday.

In this episode:

(00:00) Kevin Sorbo's Kevin Sorbets
(05:50) Craig's Birthday
(11:50) Cool Christmas
(21:25) Lil' Squirts Beauty Pageant

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_07.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 06: Hungry Games

Our intrepid team develops ideas to enhance the Hunger Games theme park experience. Meanwhile, Craig the Intern rises to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and Jim lands a major client.

In this episode:

(00:00) Hungry Games
(09:30) Craig and the Ice Bucket Challenge
(15:15) Bono Vox

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_06.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:21am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 05: Welcome to Shoe Despot

The executives meet to discuss Val Kilmer's ongoing troubles with mall security and try to help Whole Foods treat rabbits with the love they deserve. Plus, a new client offers a uniquely interactive shoe shopping experience and Craig the Intern gets treatment for his substance abuse problem.

In this episode:

(00:00) Val Kilmer at the Mall
(07:25) Watership Downgrade
(16:00) The Shoe Despot
(23:05) Craig goes to Rehab

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_05.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 04: Robin Thicke's Make-Out Factory

In this week's meeting, the team spins a misleading app into a cross-media entertainment experience, Robin Thicke opens a restaurant, and Craig the Intern becomes jealous of new hires aimed at attracting Bradley Cooper's business.

In this episode:

(00:00) Trunculo (Know Where You Want To Be)
(09:20) Robin Thicke's Make-Out Factory
(19:10) Craig the Raccoon

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_04.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:52am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 03: Val Kilmer's Blood Juice

This week, the executives discuss their many, many lawsuits, organize a sports day to bring Craig the Intern out of his shell, provide blood for Val Kilmer, and deal with more of Dean Cain's ridiculous crap.

In this episode:

(00:00) Bratwurst's School of Cookery and Chefcraft
(08:48) Fun Committee: "Sports Day"
(20:26) Litigation: "Dream Libel" / "Blood Drive Rebellion"
(29:43) Dean Cain's Sour Patch Situation

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_03.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:14pm EDT
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