A change in company policy leaves many at FistShark restless.

In this episode:
(01:20) Craig's Kids
(09:35) Billy Milky
(17:05) We Wanna Be Sedated

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_145.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:32pm EDT
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A valued client is faced with an act of terrorism and Trunculo gets smart.

In this episode:
(00:40) Trunculo Home
(09:45) Cat Siege
(18:15) Damonstration

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_144.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:43pm EDT
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A mandate from the Senior Partners is received with confusion while an educational initiative catches fire.

In this episode:
(00:40) Bookmobile
(11:05) Haunted Things

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_143.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:51am EDT
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A new reality game show hasn't been producing results and NASA has a novel solution for keeping its coffers full.

In this episode:
(00:40) In the Raw
(13:30) Litigation Fund
(16:45) Trump Ink

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_142.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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A strong response from the Mayor of Boston has noticeable effects and The Executives discuss a memo from the Senior Partners.

In this episode:
(00:40) Autoban
(08:40) WakandaIsReal
(14:40) Memorandumb

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_141.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:03pm EDT
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The Executives find that the thrill is gone.

In this episode:
(00:40) Itchy
(13:30) Bad Choke

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_140.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:40am EDT
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A forgotten project must be canceled and The Executives workshop pitches for a hit Netflix series.

In this episode:
(00:40) Black Mirrored
(13:40) Cryo Me A River

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_139.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:39am EDT
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Jim tries to introduce a new cryptocurrency and The Executives dispel myths surrounding global warming.

In this episode:
(00:40) Denial Climate
(11:10) Crypto

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_138.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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The Executives discuss a secret most would be happy to forget; Jim tries to make his mark on common vernacular.

In this episode:
(00:35) Lunchables
(11:10) Deep State

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_137.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:15pm EDT
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The Executives find ways to trim the fat from a lucrative business and reflect upon the state of topical humor.

In this episode:
(00:45) Essays
(11:05) Shaturday Night

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_136.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:54pm EDT
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Balthazar starts up a side gig and The Executives get dangerously cheesy.

In this episode:
(00:45) Reprogramming
(12:05) Cheetoh Macguire

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_135.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:08pm EDT
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An unheeded warning threatens the bottom line, Jim invests in a commodity, and Conrad thinks he has a solution for everything.

In this episode:
(00:45) Dave Matthews Brain
(08:15) Your Ass
(18:15) Countdown

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_134.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:38pm EDT
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The Executives conduct some overseas trading, take interest in a hidden history, and face down yet another cultural protest.

In this episode:
(00:45) Foreign Trade
(10:10) Buffalo Stand
(18:05) Wizardry

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_133.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:35pm EDT
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The Executives try to find work for a very specific brand of talent while dealing with the blowback from a rising star.

In this episode:
(00:40) The Kicksman
(14:00) Prankz

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_132.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:23am EDT
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The Executives perform risk calculations on a new attraction, run interference for a child care service, and get very relaxed.

In this episode:
(00:40) Nightcare
(10:40) World of Faces
(19:30) Common Scents

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_131.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:48pm EDT
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The Executives test a new chair, Miley digs deep into a new business venture, and dubious honors are bestowed.

In this episode:
(00:40) Funeral Concession
(12:05) Deep Tissue
(19:25) The Lemmys

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_130.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:41pm EDT
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The Executives struggle with a superhero franchise, something stinks in the offices, and Jim designs a new line of thematic toys.

In this episode:
(00:40) Smells
(06:15) Stuporhero
(14:50) Baby Poisoners

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_129.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:30am EDT
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A long-trusted ally commits an act of shocking betrayal while the Senior Partners continue to redefine employee culture.

In this episode:
(00:40) Michael Gams
(10:35) NationSide
(16:00) Get Casual

 

Support FistShark Marketing on Patreon: http://patreon.com/fistshark

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_128.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:10pm EDT
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The Executives examine one of entertainment's great mysteries, research decades in the making finally bears fruit, and the threat of loose change looms large.

In this episode:
(00:40) Under the Umbrella
(10:05) Barbara Ann
(17:10) Dime Time

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_127.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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The Executives become saddled with a legendarily bad project and FistShark's new spokesman causes a fuss.

In this episode:
(00:40) Card in the Spokes
(07:45) Three Daves
(14:50) The Lost City

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_126.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:24pm EDT
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The Executives take a meeting without fully understanding who it is they're meeting and a child's birthday party proves to be all-ages fun.

In this episode:
(00:40) Panty Clown
(09:30) Just Another Meeting
(18:15) Piss Takes

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_125.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:03am EDT
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Another motivational exercise from the Senior Partners has begun to escalate, The Executives think they've found the missing link in human evolution, and a heartwarming family ritual is recounted.

In this episode:
(00:40) Origin of the Specious
(09:30) Cokemas Tradition
(15:50) Midas Flush

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_124.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:42pm EDT
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An educational mascot fails to meet expectations and Bret Michaels weaves a tangled web.

In this episode:
(00:40) Medicine Boy
(12:05) Brett's Rugs

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_123.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:44pm EDT
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The Executives question Michael Bay's wisdom and discuss the response to a new women's wrestling league.

In this episode:
(00:40) Spunk of the Moon
(12:05) Boston Screwjob

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_122.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:45pm EDT
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A previously unpopular show gets a second chance at life while The Executives hire on new people to do their dirty work.

In this episode:
(00:40) Fun Loving
(07:10) Cult Revival
(19:25) Aloha

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_121.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09am EDT
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Production moves forward on a second season of Fly House and The Executives examine opportunities to cash in on the latest craze.

In this episode:
(00:40) Fly House Season 2
(15:25) Fidget

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_120.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:30pm EDT
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A promotional event for a popular game goes off-track and Gordon Ramsay's back with a new show.

In this episode:
(00:40) Karted Off
(10:00) Dokken Nightmares

 

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_119.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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A client has been outmoded by the relentless engine of technology.

In this episode:
(00:40) Cost of Progress
(10:25) Physicendectomy

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_118.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:32pm EDT
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The greatest of Friends finally gets their moment in the sun.

In this episode:
(00:35) Broken Chain
(11:40) Rosshypnol

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_117.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:12pm EDT
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The Executives are tasked with developing a financial strategy for Michael Stipe.

In this episode:
(00:40) Awakening
(07:40) $25,000,000 Pyramid
(15:30) Random Emergent Monetization

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_116.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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The Executives become frustrated with the demands of air travel consumers and decide on a place to have lunch.

In this episode:
(00:40) Lucky Boy
(13:00) Uncle Pig's

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_115.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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The Executives develop a product for the modern age, tap into the zeitgeist, and put a new spin on an old classic.

In this episode:
(00:40) The New Frog
(09:40) Anti-Air Defense
(18:40) Efficiency Gains

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_114.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:42pm EDT
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Company secrets continue to be made public (to the horror of The Executives) and Miley Cyrus is somewhere in the building.

In this episode:
(00:40) Sizzling Beef
(08:20) Miley's in the Vents
(13:55) Wretched

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_113.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:04pm EDT
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The Executives work to create a more environmentally friendly workplace and discover what's in a name is profit.

In this episode:
(00:40) Redux Tales
(09:15) Eco Consciousness
(17:55) The Phantom Moniker

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_112.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:17am EDT
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FistShark's darkest secrets are spilling to the public, Jim searches for a resource of exceptional purity, and a new era in personal comfort is born.

In this episode:
(00:40) Sausage Grinder
(11:00) Hacked!
(16:15) Weatherball

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_111.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:25pm EDT
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Jim's plans for another long-awaited sequel aren't adding up, the Senior Partners have a new rug to sweep things under, and the maker of a soothing balm tries reformulating.

In this episode:
(00:40) Emphasis
(06:15) Dump Site
(14:30) Friday the 14th

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_110.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:50pm EDT
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A restaurant catering to felines is cooked up, Conrad meets with a prospective client and two of FistShark's clients enter into a partnership.

In this episode:
(00:40) Lillard's Way
(09:50) Mr. Questions
(13:25) Catbeef

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_109.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:58pm EDT
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A hotly anticipated toy draws huge crowds, The Executives drop a weight loss pill that isn't meeting expectations, and Timothy Olyphant finds religion.

In this episode:
(00:40) High Demand
(10:25) Timothy the First
(17:35) Weight of Failure

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_108.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:59pm EDT
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The Executives face rejection from the FDA and a plausibly deniable division of the company has become a nuisance.

In this episode:
(00:45) Girl Spice
(07:45) Strata
(15:30) Off the Books

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_107.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 106: Bowled Over

A new beverage is tested in the office, Jim recounts the tale of one of Boston's greatest heroes and there's a dragon on the building.

In this episode:

(00:40) Share a Kroeg
(12:45) A Real Drag
(18:55) Bowled Over

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_106.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:00pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 105: Garbage Juice

Dean Cain is furious at how FistShark chose to market his latest product, The Executives discuss a rejected plan to solve the drug crisis, and Jim harnesses great power.

In this episode:

(00:40) Byronization
(08:05) Garbage Juice
(14:50) Here Comes the Sun

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_105.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:00pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 104: Mr. Procurement Head

FistShark is refining its health benefits package to better serve employees, Jim pitches an omnipotent movie sequel and office supplies reach dangerously low quantities under a new administrator.

In this episode:
(00:40) Annual Health Review
(08:20) Prius Almighty
(17:45) Mr. Procurement Head

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_104.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:43am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 103: Under the Bat Top

The office is buzzing over the pilot for a celebrity reality game show and a new circus has opened in Boston.

In this episode:
(00:35) Under the Bat Top
(13:10) Fly House

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_103.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:15pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 102: Miracle on 35th St

Jim shares a passion project for the holiday season; The Executives develop an idea to curb life expectancy before it's too late

In this episode:
(00:45) Miracle on 35th St
(10:20) In Questionable Hands

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_102.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:39pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 101: Carrion Call

The Executives confront their actions at Craig the Intern's wedding.

In this episode:

(00:00) As Tears Subside
(09:00) Carrion Call

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_101.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:35am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 100: Marriage of Inconvenience

The Executives attend the reception for Craig the Intern's wedding.

In this episode:

(00:00) Marriage of Inconvenience

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_100.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 99: Anti-Pacs

The advancement of a new partnership deal threatens to divide The Executives, the anti-vaccination movement scores a victory and plans are made to shatter the modern expectation of beauty.

In this episode:

(00:40) eMerger
(09:10) Body By Shrek
(24:30) Anti-Pacs

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_99.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 98: Feel the Reinvention

The Executives celebrate a long fought victory over a necessary office improvement, and a client with a history of dramatic career shifts decides it's time to make another change.

In this episode:
(00:40) Pitfall
(15:30) Feel the Reinvention

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_98.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:32pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 97: Housewarming

The Executives attend a party hosted by Edgar, a forgotten TV pilot is unearthed and the latest body modification product from FistShark malfunctions.

In this episode:

(00:40) Housewarming
(13:00) Hawk & Dove
(21:15) Out on a Limb

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_97.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 96: Toasty Boy

A solution to flagging blockbuster films is considered and a heartwarming new reality show is staged.

In this episode:
(00:35) Soundtrack Raps
(12:00) Toasty Boy
(23:25) My Monkey Son

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_96.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 95: Summer Games

Potential events are considered for submission to the Olympic Games, a curiosity in the FistShark Building lobby attracts attention and the value of David Duchovny is called into question.

In this episode:
(00:50) Summer Games
(13:45) Depth of Duchovny
(21:35) Skull in the Lobby

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_95.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 94: The Kaiju Factor

The Executives ponder a vicious cycle of pharmaceuticals, Chad Kroeger's latest project is proving to be a misfire and a lumbering beast is loose in downtown Boston.

In this episode:

(00:50) Pills
(14:05) Kroeger She Wrote
(23:10) The Kaiju Factor

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_94.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 93: Fiends Like These

Balthazar needs help to make the best of a mail-order mishap, The Executives pursue yet another fad diet and FistShark is sued once more by Kanye West.

In this episode:

(00:50) Badger Diet
(10:10) The Collins West Exchange
(21:20) Fiends Like These

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_93.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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Mime's the Word Ep 1 - The Syrian Crisis

Marvelous Mr. Murky, Captain Billy and Curious Clarence debate the issues around ongoing violence in Syria and the global effects of the regional conflict.

Direct download: MimesTheWord01.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 92: Imbruglia Imbroglio

The Executives attempt to make diamonds appeal to a new generation and bring mime to the masses.

In this episode:
(00:50) Diamond Bust
(10:55) Imbruglia Imbroglio
(19:05) Mimetics

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_92.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 91: TrashBoyz Go

FistShark looks to cash in on a hot new augmented reality craze and the alternative fuel vehicle market. Meanwhile, Dean Cain acquires a business of his own.

In this episode:
(00:40) TrashBoyz Go
(10:30) Papa Dean's
(18:55) Fuel Alternatives

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_91.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 90: Jazz Rifts

FistShark gets into finance with a new credit card and the executives discuss their musical tastes.

In this episode:
(00:40) The FistCard
(16:25) Jazz Rifts

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_90.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 89: Polished Response

Val Kilmer is oozing something other than charm, Conrad is in the market for a new residence, and the executives discuss a hated rival.

In this episode:
(00:40) Crappy Homes
(07:15) Polished Response
(16:10) Mr. Kilmersworth

 

(Special thanks to Carl Catron)

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_89.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 88: Illegislation

As they prepare for an annual sojourn to lobby Washington, the executives discuss the necessity of government in daily life.

In this episode:
(00:40) Illegislation

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_88.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 87: Ricky the Rat King

The horrifying truth behind one of entertainment's least likable figures threatens to be exposed and the executives attempt to inject new life into an institution of animated television.

In this episode:

(00:40) Simpletons
(13:55) Ricky the Rat King

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_87.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 86: Drawing Blanks

The local dentist has fresh complaints about FistShark, the majesty of Chad Kroeger is celebrated, and the executives are totally out of ideas.

In this episode:
(00:40) Office Grudge
(11:00) KroegerCon
(22:50) Drawing Blanks

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_86.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:53pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 85: Katanas 4 Kids

A pilot program to teach children math doesn't go as planned and FistShark backs a new candidate for Mayor of Boston.

In this episode:
(00:40) Katanas 4 Kids
(11:15) A Man's Asshole
(18:45) Medax ex Machina

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_85.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 84: Vasectomystic

Jim develops a new television event for Gordon Ramsay, FistShark Medical has struck upon a new analgesic and a stage performer astonishes the team.

In this episode:
(00:40) Gordon Ramsay's Fuck Off
(08:35) Vasectomystic
(16:00) Pain Relief

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_84.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:59am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 83: Sex Reeducation

The Senior Partners have redefined sex, to the dismay of the executives, while Miley Cyrus and Pauly Shore go into business together.

In this episode:
(00:40) Sex Reeducation
(14:30) Miley Shore

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_83.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 82: Kilmputer

The team works to sell the city of Boston's solution to an impending food crisis, Val Kilmer embraces technology, and a new wearable health tracker is set to change the world.

In this episode:

(00:40) Kilmputer
(08:45) Food Shortage
(17:55) Unfitbit

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_82.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:53am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 81: Assagna

The team prepares to exact vengeance on a former client, Corey Feldman's inexplicable good luck is explored, and a new direction for a cultural icon meets with resistance.

In this episode:

(00:35) Feldman's Fortune
(11:20) Guilty Feet
(19:40) Assagna

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_81.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 80: Virtual Office

Mark Hamill learns that he's been duped, Jeremy Renner is looking for sweet success in a new venture, and the FistShark IT department gets an upgrade.

In this episode:

(00:40) Baked Bads
(10:00) Skywalker Blanch
(18:35) Virtual Office

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_80.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 79: Maybe, Maybe Not

Conrad dares to ask a question that threatens a foundation of marketing, Jim attempts to start a schoolyard trend, and a convergence of two products results in yet another disaster.

In this episode:

(00:35) Fisking It
(10:15) Maybe, Maybe Not
(18:40) Gunny Bears

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_79.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 78: Balanced Breakfast

The team brainstorms ideas for new breakfast cereals and are forced to pivot when a court ruling doesn't go the way they expected. Meanwhile, Val is still Val.

In this episode:

(00:35) Celebrity Home Movies
(11:10) Balanced Breakfast
(20:50) Can't Stop Val

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_78.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:31am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 77: Barrel of Monkey Asses

Dean Cain becomes even less enjoyable to spend time with, and the executives deal with another of Jim's questionable investment opportunities.

In this episode:

(00:40) The Infestation of Dean Cain
(11:10) Barrel of Monkey Asses

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_77.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 76: Vessels

The executives go to considerable lengths to prevent the Senior Partners from discovering an uncomfortable truth, and consider alternative alcohol packaging options.

In this episode:

(00:40) Nielsens
(10:50) Vessels

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_76.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 75: Grudges

A new pet appears poised to take over households throughout Boston, a recall is issued for a self-driving car, and the recent promotion of Craig to an executive role has catastrophic consequences.

In this episode:

(00:35) Craig the Executive
(09:36) Grudges
(18:25) Self-Driven

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_75.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 74: Killer Candidacy

A rapidly growing case of mistaken identity becomes a political issue and FistShark prepares for a lucrative but troubling client to re-emerge.

In this episode:
(00:35) Ronald Returns
(14:45) Killer Candidacy

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_74.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 73: Points

The executives brainstorm ideas for a new prime time game show, Val Kilmer is unable to keep up with unexpected demand for one of his products, and it's "Bring a Child to Work" day at FistShark.

In this episode:

(00:35) Bring A Child
(09:20) Val Scout Cookies
(15:15) Points

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_73.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 72: Speakhard

A criminal wonderland isn't turning out to be a success, the search is on for a new Colonel Sanders, and fun for the whole family comes under fire.

In this episode:

(00:35) Speakhard
(08:55) Kentucky Fried Mascots
(15:35) Needles in a Haystack

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_72.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 71: Skin Flint

The executives are faced with spinning a water crisis, a tragedy befalls their latest reality television venture, and the shape of things gets called into question.

In this episode:

(00:35) Skin Flint
(09:30) Love Guns
(16:47) Gone Flat

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_71.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 70: #MileyWatch

Miley Cyrus proves herself to be a true patriot and the executives consider the case of a curious collector.

In this episode:

(00:35) #MileyWatch
(11:40) Lima Junction

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_70.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 69: Contract Work

A major project must be scrapped and re-envisioned when it's suddenly overshadowed, and the executives work to settle a dispute between two clients over the name of a dating app.

In this episode:

(00:45) Project Killer Base
(18:50) Social Nomenclature

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_69.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 68: Family Business

The relative of a Senior Partner has been making life difficult for some of the executives, and a copyright violation may be the key to reviving a dusty legacy.

In this episode:

(00:35) Edgar
(11:55) Infringemov

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_68.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 67: Professor Statham

The executives reflect on how their plans to beat Star Wars at its own game went horribly awry, and reliable talent such as Jason Statham comes at a cost.

In this episode:
(00:35) Better Than Star Wars Episode II: The Phantom Premiere
(16:40) Professor Statham

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_67.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 66: A Very Bono Christmas

Bono Vox wants his own musical holiday extravaganza and a new film offers a glimpse of a world where a crime against humanity never took place.

In this episode:
(00:45) A Very Bono Christmas
(13:20) Cinematrocity

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_66.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 65: Viva Slaatvania

A violent revolution in one of FistShark's most important international markets is taking longer than usual, and the Senior Partners find new inspiration for their motivational strategies.

In this episode:

(00:35) Management Techniques: King James Edition
(13:25) Viva Slaatvania

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_65.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 64: Big Daddy Burps

A new service promises to alleviate the guilt of relieving common bodily functions, Dr. Nightscream's new clinical trial program isn't working out, and the executives try to make their kids look good.

In this episode:

(00:40) Dr. Nightscreamgood
(10:15) Big Daddy Burps
(16:20) Office Fundraising

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_64.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 63: Vague Directives

Orders from The Senior Partners send the executives into a panic and Paulson is introduced to FistShark's social media consultant.

In this episode:

(00:40) Vague Directives
(09:50) The Dark Prince of SEO

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_63.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 62: Mister Meow

Practical solutions are developed for the most impractical of garments, and Jim thinks he has the purrfect thing to make breakfast exciting again.

In this episode:

(00:40) Mister Meow
(11:00) Lingerie Made Easy

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_62.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 61: Majismo

A debate rages over the freshness of Robin Thicke's hands and a new talent is discovered in the city of Boston.

In this episode:

(00:45) New Hands
(10:45) Majismo

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_61.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 60: Butcher of Boston

A new client is making headlines across the city, an artificial intelligence program from FistShark Science only gets it half right, and the team gains insight into the spirit realm.

In this episode:

(00:40) Future Prometheus
(09:30) Butcher of Boston
(20:30) Spectral Showers

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_60.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 59: Jack Off Lanterns

Paulson is approached by a new client, questions about the inner nature of Michael Cera are raised, and someone has been interfering with the Halloween decorations.

In this episode:

(00:40) The Man You Can F
(09:35) Inside Michael Cera
(18:50) Jack Off Lanterns

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_59.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 58: Labor Domestic

Conrad crosses a line that forces the Senior Partners to take action, a line of household robots has started to malfunction, and a trapped Adam Levine is in need of rescue.

In this episode:

(00:40) Misanthrax
(09:50) OiRobot
(18:30) Moves Like Franco

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_58.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 57: Harvest Season

FistShark performs a community service, an action figure line with curious properties has become a big hit, and the executives work to get Craig back in shape.

In this episode:

(00:35) Harvest Season
(10:05) Old Man Saliva
(20:55) Craig Shapes Up

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_57.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 56: Going Soft

FistShark welcomes Paulson Sear to its ranks as a new full-time executive, Dean Cain is selling junk, and the team tries to find a market for Dr. Nightscream's latest pharmaceutical innovation.

In this episode:

(00:40) Orientation
(12:50) The Dean Cain Collection
(20:55) Going Soft

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_56.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 55: Hello Dolly

Jim and Conrad have difficulty working with the new executive installed by the Senior Partners, Richard Dawkins has contracted a social disease for which there seems to be no cure, and Miley is up to somebody else's old tricks again.

In this episode:

(00:45) Hello Dolly
(10:35) Squawkins
(19:40) Wile E. Cyrus

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_55.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 54: Intervox

A familiar face interviews for the vacant seat in the conference room, a group of researchers seek help in securing funding, and Brett decides to reissue his entire catalog of work.

In this episode:

(00:35) Intervox
(11:10) Analology
(19:30) Brettography

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_54.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 53: Job Fair

FistShark holds a job fair to fill company-wide vacancies, the team sets to work on developing a new transmedia sensation, and Jim's alter-ego as a high-minded street artist is explored.

In this episode:

(00:40) Job Fair
(09:00) Crabapple
(18:10) Better Than Star Wars

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_53.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 52: Who's the Boss?

Tasked with finding a new executive, Jim and Conrad consider the qualities that they're looking for in a new team member. Meanwhile, a new gift service has people going to pieces and the career of a recent acquisition is examined.

In this episode:

(00:35) Qualifications
(09:35) Kidnapsack
(19:35) Who's the Boss?

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_52.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 51: Trumped

A friend is laid to rest, Brett Michaels has an intoxicating new beverage, and the executives marvel at the talent behind Donald Trump's political campaign.

In this episode:

(00:40) Body Politic
(09:20) Brett's Brew
(20:20) Trumped

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_51.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 50: Operation Die Hard

FistShark Marketing is changed forever when a deranged madman takes the office hostage.

In this episode:

(00:45) Operation Die Hard

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_50.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 49: Witch Hunt

A reunited Spice Girls must be stopped before they perform an ancient and forbidden song, Phil Collins may have gone too far in his latest assault, and Craig is put to a test.

In this episode:

(00:45) Bobby Petty
(09:20) Witch Hunt
(16:45) The Spice Must Flow

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_49.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 48: The Most Beautiful Game

The executives are under the gun to make sure things go smoothly at an annual company event, a crucial resource is threatened, and the value of a new employee is questioned.

In this episode:

(00:45) Best Dressed Day
(12:05) The Study
(20:55) The Most Beautiful Game

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_48.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 47: Dem Bones

A surprise visit from David Duchovny sends the office into chaos, Dr. Nightscream has developed a superior skeletal system, and the team attempts to regain control over Adam Sandler.

In this episode:

(00:40) Royal Treatment
(08:15) Dem Bones
(17:20) The Sandler Drain

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_47.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 46: The Shaman Will See You Now

The execs make sure everything is in order for a very important financial review, land a lucrative contract to promote a the work of a prolific artist, and seek out a new role for Brendan Fraser

In this episode:

(00:40) The Shaman Will See You Now
(09:10) Furnishing Fraser
(15:10) Cup-and-Balls

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_46.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 45: These Colors Don't Sell

Social upheaval affects the FistShark offices, as the executives must deal with an error in trend assessment and prevent Dean Cain from carrying out his threats. Also, a visit to the dark carnival on the edge of town has granted Jim horrible gifts.

In this episode:

(00:45) These Colors Don't Sell
(08:45) Heat Vision
(16:05) Foiled Again!

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_45.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 44: Craig the Interview

An environmentally friendly product is proving decidedly less friendly to consumers, a new delivery method has aroused the interest of big pharma, and the team seeks a new intern.

In this episode:

(00:40) Car Diapers
(09:55) Dick Rubs
(16:45) Craig the Interview

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_44.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 43: Moist Alerts

A technical error sends heavy breathing fun seekers to the wrong hotline. Meanwhile, the executives discuss what level of interpersonal relationships should be considered acceptable in a professional setting and argue the legitimacy of claims to the title,  "The Bad Boys of Boston"

In this episode:

(00:41) Moist Alerts
(08:45) BFFs
(17:00) The Classic Aerosmith Lineup

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_43.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 42: Love in a Dark Place

A visitor from the European office seeks assistance with a client who seems to have lost their way, a new reality television project is blending two classic formats, and Miley joins the struggle for equal representation. 

In this episode:

(00:45) The Butt Parade Is Dead!
(13:20) Smiley Cyrus
(23:05) Love in a Dark Place

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_42.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 41: Six Degrees of Thrones

The latest fashion trend has everyone in the city chomping at the bit to beef up their wardrobe. Meanwhile, the execs bond with the memories of a former client.

In this episode:

(00:50) Fall Collection
(09:45) Six Degrees of Thrones
(19:40) Jacob's Chatter

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_41.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 40: China Whitewalls

The team laments the sudden arrival of a sexed-up mascot after so many failed attempts, a sales promotion at a local car dealership may have gone too far, and Mario Lopez is up to his old tricks again.

In this episode:

(00:45) Sexy Mascots
(10:20) China Whitewalls
(16:00) The Continuing Crimes of Mario Lopez

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_40.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 39: Franked Up

Brett Michaels and Corey Feldman have a misadventure, while the execs land a lucrative motion picture contract.

In this episode:

(00:45) Blurry Road
(10:55) The Cash Cab Grab
(17:45) Franked Up

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_39.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 38: Poo Tubes

Dean Cain decides to enter the race for the presidency, while Jeremy Renner abandons his promising career to become a master of illusion. 

In this episode:

(01:20) The Audacity of Nope
(10:30) Poo Tubes
(17:45) Avant Magie

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_38.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 37: Herpes Complex

An unexpected medical advancement has destroyed a decade's worth of plans, and the executives must act fast to save the company's bottom line. Also, an eastern funeral tradition is making a splash in Boston and Jim's impulse toward murder becomes a cause for concern. 

In this episode:

(00:40) Murder
(09:45) Herpes Complex
(17:20) Exotic Dancers

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_37.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 36: Equus Mortuus

The team faces a diverse set of problems brought about by interesting clients, solving them with original ideas and a keen awareness of public perception.

In this episode:

(00:45) Makeshift Boats
(08:50) Small Violins
(15:35) Office Supplies

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_36.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 35: Craigsaw

The executives can't figure out what happened to a once valuable asset, Caitlin and Conrad perform an intervention on Jim, and someone wants to play a game (poorly).

In this episode:

(00:45) When Harry Lost Sally
(08:00) Not Coffee
(15:40) Craigsaw

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_35.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 34: Celebrity Roast

A client is celebrated in an entertainment tradition, the team attempts to arouse interest in a forgotten product, and Bono makes prank calls.

In this episode:

(00:45) The Roast of John Stamos
(09:25) Sexy-Sexy
(18:55) Phono Vox

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_34.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 33: Cadburied

Miley Cyrus has her image put at risk again, Gordon Ramsay is on the hunt for lycanthropes, and a new production method for an Easter favorite goes wrong.

In this episode:

(00:45) Mrs Miley Cruz
(09:50) Gordon Ramsay, Werewolf Hunter
(18:00) Cadburied

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_33.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 32: The Broke Room

The team discusses why nobody has been able to use the office break room lately, attempts to scale back the planned reboot of a beloved franchise, and celebrates the successful return of Dustin Diamond to television.

In this episode:

(00:45) The Broke Room
(07:45) Most Busters
(16:35) Diamond in the Rough

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_32.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 31: The Collins Haze

The misunderstanding of a tradition causes chaos, a music industry ritual is exposed, and the executives prepare for the annual cleaning of Craig.

In this episode:

(00:40) Taking the Phil
(10:20) St. Patrick's Pigs
(16:40) Craig Cleaning

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_31.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 30: The Tooth Suit

Brett Michaels demonstrates difficulty distinguishing television and reality, a public works project has turned into a inexplicable PR firestorm, and a new fashion trend has problems with decay.

 

In this episode:

(00:45) House of Brett Michaels
(08:25) The Tooth Suit
(15:15) Baby Boxes

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_30.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 29: Fifteen and a Half Men

A spin-off of a popular sitcom meets with some resistance from a focus group, Apple's new product is poised to become an integral part of its user's lives, and blizzard conditions force the executives to make difficult decisions in the name of survival. 

In this episode:

(00:25) Fifteen and a Half Men
(09:10) iBlood
(16:55) Snowed In

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_29.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 28: Corey Kong

Corey Feldman is facing trouble after his new family fun park results in a lawsuit, Robin Thicke opens a new club that's attracting the wrong crowd, and the executives cope with a troublesome pest in the office.

In this episode:

(00:45) The Electric Strip Club
(07:35) Roach Problem
(16:55) Corey Kong

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_28.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 27: Spectral Inhalants

Gary Busey's latest career move raises a few red flags, Val gets piggish about a double entendre, and Miley Cyrus eats a ghost.

 

In this episode:

(00:50) UBuseyer
(07:15) Ms. Pac-Miley
(13:55) Porkin' Val

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_27.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 26: Blade Cleansing

The executives attempt to stake their claim on the hottest new health craze, Dean Cain has opened a lemonade stand, and Trunculo returns with an innovation in information delivery.

In this episode:

(00:45) Dean's Lemonade
(09:00) Blade Cleanse
(19:20) Trunculo Lens

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_26.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 25: Prepper Camp

The executives discuss their successful summer camp for the children of doomsday preppers and make plans to put a sensual spin on the best selling book of all time. Meanwhile, Craig the Intern has been especially lax in his duties.

In this episode:

(00:25) Prepper Camp
(09:20) Fifty Shades of Christ
(17:40) Life without Craig

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_25.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 24: Sadsghetti

A bold branding effort tries to elevate the most tragic of meals, Christopher Lambert presents a new television pilot, and the executives try to pursue the ultimate short-term consumer.

In this episode:

(00:25) Christopher Lambert's Worm Time
(10:55) Sadsghetti
(18:05) The Declining Health Industry

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_24.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 23: Miley's Batmobile

Another of Miley Cyrus' scientific endeavors results in unanticipated consequences, a charitable foundation is established to help the least unfortunate, and the chameleon-like qualities of Michael Cera are explored.

In this episode:

(01:05) Miley's Batmobile
(11:50) Michael Cera, Master Impressionist
(18:50) The Make A Demand Foundation

 

Direct download: FIstShark_Marketing_23.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 22: Cock Blocking Beats

Paul Rudd's plans to revolutionize casual dining meet with some resistance, Mario Lopez works on developing his bad boy image, and the executives devise a new service to protect their clients.

In this episode:

(00:35) Walter Dementulos
(02:15) Ruddfückers
(10:45) No More Whoopsie-Penis
(18:30) The Crimes of Mario Lopez

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_22.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 21: McConaughunt

The search is on for an infinitely versatile resource, new security measures are implemented in the FistShark offices, and our executives seek justice in the matter of Craig the Intern.

In this episode: 

(00:45) FistShark v. Craig T. Intern
(11:05) Medal Detectors
(19:40) McConaughunt

 

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_21.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 20: Christmas Meat

Our executives are hard at work developing the television event of the season, clients are keen to get their holiday albums selling in stores, and it's Caitlin's turn to take charge of a FistShark Marketing Christmas tradition.

In this episode:

(01:00) Live Birth of the Christ
(12:00) Sounds of the Season
(18:20) Christmas Meat

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_20.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 19: Gerber Baby Farm

The horrible truth behind a long-running campaign is at risk of being exposed, Dean Cain is obsessed with rehearsing his ultimate performance, and the team reflects on how they prefer to take their coffee.

In this episode:

(00:45) Coffee
(11:40) Gerber Baby Farm
(22:40) Rehearsing Cain

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_19.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 18: The Selfie Economy

Our executives try to cash in on the biggest cultural phenomenon of the twenty-first century before it's too late, a new museum reeks of product possibilities, and opportunities abound at the intersection of faith and fast food.

In this episode:

(00:40) McMass
(12:15) The Selfie Economy
(20:20) Stench of Death

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_18.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 17: Fowl Prophecy

An overabundance of poultry is making life a challenge in the FistShark office, a lapse in litigious fervor seems ripe for exploitation, and Vince Vaughn becomes what he's always aspired to be.

In this episode:

(00:40) Too Many Chickens
(11:25) Vince Centvaughn
(19:45) Rule Thirty-Frozen

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_17.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 16: The Ass Gap
The team's ambitions for Dog Island take a terrifying turn, a recently-released product is putting grins on faces in an unexpected way, and the race is on to find the perfect posterior.
 
In this episode:
 
(00:30) Dr. Nightscream Calling
(02:40) Stank Puffs
(10:30) Game of Bones
(16:35) The Ass Gap
 
 
"Dr. Nightscream Calling" written and performed by Toby Deshane.
Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_16.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 15: Instant Diabetes

A potential PR disaster looms for Dr. Nightscream, and only FistShark Marketing can save him. Meanwhile, Jim introduces a new club sensation who aims to raise awareness of a public health crisis and Craig the Intern's girlfriend becomes an issue for the office.

In this episode:

(01:20) Funky Buttblood
(09:05) Instant Diabetes

(15:20) Craig's Girlfriend

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_15.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 14: The War on Drugs

Our team tries to glamorize the men and women working tirelessly to keep our streets safe from drugs. Plus, products from the mind of Brett Michaels, and Val Kilmer takes up a new form of street performance.

In this episode:

(00:00) Brett Michaels
(11:25) The War on Drugs
(17:05) Kilmercatures

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_14.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 13: The Living Bicycle

The team discusses why Ron Perlman has been crouching around the office lately, Vince Vaughn has a problem with intellectual theft, and Jim wants to pick up an abandoned property.

In this episode:

(00:00) Vince Vaughn is a Lazy Plagiarist
(08:15) The Living Bicycle
(14:50) Breaking Badder

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_13.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 12: Samheinous

In this week's meeting, the executives discuss putting to work an as yet unexploited company asset and fulfill their Fun Committee obligation to make plans for the annual Halloween party.

In this episode:

(00:00) Halloween Party
(14:15) The Satanists Downstairs

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_12.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 11: DungeonKroeger

A fantastic adventure awaits young and old, as the team is tasked with selling a fantasy board game. Also, a new book promises to spice up bedtime activities, Craig visits the veterinarian, and Jim makes another questionable acquisition.

In this episode:

(00:00) DungeonKroeger
(08:50) Craig has Rabies
(14:50) 100 Ways to Drive a Woman Crazy in Bed
(21:15) Old Cold Piss

Direct download: FistsShark_Marketing_11.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 10: Calling Dr. Nightscream

A health crisis rocks the FistShark office as Caitlin contracts what is almost certainly a life-threatening illness. Meanwhile, Dean Cain fails to show up for work and the executive team finally has a face-to-face meeting with Bono Vox.

In this episode:

(00:00) Dr. Nightscream
(08:25) Scheduling Cain
(14:55) Bono's New Album

 

Direct download: Fistshark_Marketing_10.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 09: Tasty Treats

A new client gets our executives chomping at the bit to learn more about his "Tasty Treats." Also, the team starts laying groundwork for a new reality television series starring Gordon Ramsay and an issue of semantics identifies a previously untapped niche market.

In this episode:

(00:00) Gordon Ramsay's Dog Island
(07:25) Giant Gummi Bears
(14:15) Tasty Treats

Direct download: Fistshark_Marketing_09.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 08: Dumpster Full of Spines

Our team struggles with the challenges of protecting Miley Cyrus from herself, while Val Kilmer can't seem to get the internet to steal his very private photos. Plus, found footage from Slaatvania is repackaged as variety programming, and a recent acquisition needs to be offloaded quickly.

In this episode:

(00:00) Val's Nudes
(07:34) Gulag
(13:17) Miley Wants To Fly
(20:23) Dumpster Full of Spines

Direct download: Fistshark_Marketing_08.mp3
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FistShark Marketing 07: Lil' Squirts Beauty Pageant

The team examines some new merchandising projects for Kevin Sorbo. Also, they deal with the fallout of a children's beauty competition gone awry, a new local celebrity is primed for superstardom, and Craig celebrates a birthday.

In this episode:

(00:00) Kevin Sorbo's Kevin Sorbets
(05:50) Craig's Birthday
(11:50) Cool Christmas
(21:25) Lil' Squirts Beauty Pageant

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_07.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 06: Hungry Games

Our intrepid team develops ideas to enhance the Hunger Games theme park experience. Meanwhile, Craig the Intern rises to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and Jim lands a major client.

In this episode:

(00:00) Hungry Games
(09:30) Craig and the Ice Bucket Challenge
(15:15) Bono Vox

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_06.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:21am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 05: Welcome to Shoe Despot

The executives meet to discuss Val Kilmer's ongoing troubles with mall security and try to help Whole Foods treat rabbits with the love they deserve. Plus, a new client offers a uniquely interactive shoe shopping experience and Craig the Intern gets treatment for his substance abuse problem.

In this episode:

(00:00) Val Kilmer at the Mall
(07:25) Watership Downgrade
(16:00) The Shoe Despot
(23:05) Craig goes to Rehab

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_05.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 04: Robin Thicke's Make-Out Factory

In this week's meeting, the team spins a misleading app into a cross-media entertainment experience, Robin Thicke opens a restaurant, and Craig the Intern becomes jealous of new hires aimed at attracting Bradley Cooper's business.

In this episode:

(00:00) Trunculo (Know Where You Want To Be)
(09:20) Robin Thicke's Make-Out Factory
(19:10) Craig the Raccoon

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_04.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:52am EDT
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FistShark Marketing 03: Val Kilmer's Blood Juice

This week, the executives discuss their many, many lawsuits, organize a sports day to bring Craig the Intern out of his shell, provide blood for Val Kilmer, and deal with more of Dean Cain's ridiculous crap.

In this episode:

(00:00) Bratwurst's School of Cookery and Chefcraft
(08:48) Fun Committee: "Sports Day"
(20:26) Litigation: "Dream Libel" / "Blood Drive Rebellion"
(29:43) Dean Cain's Sour Patch Situation

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_03.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:14pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 02: Scarlett Johansson Lied To Us

In this week's meeting of marketing minds, FishShark's official fun committee plans Casual Friday, we tackle edible underwear for the modern male, Robin Thicke thinks he's a movie monster, and there's a drug that unlocks 100% of the human brain... for real!

In this episode:

(00:00) The Fun Committee: Casual Fridays
(09:03) TastyMan 
(16:10) Robin Thicke, Robin Thicke, Robin Thicke
(23:01) Illuminus (Unlock Your Full Potential)

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_02.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:34pm EDT
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FistShark Marketing 01: Dean Cain The Dog Walker


FistShark Marketing is YOUR publicity relations specialist for a world of social media and some other things that sound good. We're releasing recordings of our genuine strategy meetings to help young startups create their OWN PR empires. 

How DO we deal with such stars as Dean Cain, Val Kilmer, and Corey Feldman? Find out NOW!

In this episode:

(00:00) Dean Cain, Dog Walker
(07:55) How Do We Fix Val Kilmer?
(14:38) Feldman Hunts for Pornog
(18:22) Fannyback

Direct download: FistSharkMarketing01.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:52pm EDT
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