FistShark Marketing 16: The Ass Gap
The team's ambitions for Dog Island take a terrifying turn, a recently-released product is putting grins on faces in an unexpected way, and the race is on to find the perfect posterior.
In this episode:
(00:30) Dr. Nightscream Calling
(02:40) Stank Puffs
(10:30) Game of Bones
(16:35) The Ass Gap
"Dr. Nightscream Calling" written and performed by Toby Deshane.
Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_16.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

FistShark Marketing 15: Instant Diabetes

A potential PR disaster looms for Dr. Nightscream, and only FistShark Marketing can save him. Meanwhile, Jim introduces a new club sensation who aims to raise awareness of a public health crisis and Craig the Intern's girlfriend becomes an issue for the office.

In this episode:

(01:20) Funky Buttblood
(09:05) Instant Diabetes

(15:20) Craig's Girlfriend

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_15.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:46am EDT

FistShark Marketing 14: The War on Drugs

Our team tries to glamorize the men and women working tirelessly to keep our streets safe from drugs. Plus, products from the mind of Brett Michaels, and Val Kilmer takes up a new form of street performance.

In this episode:

(00:00) Brett Michaels
(11:25) The War on Drugs
(17:05) Kilmercatures

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_14.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

FistShark Marketing 13: The Living Bicycle

The team discusses why Ron Perlman has been crouching around the office lately, Vince Vaughn has a problem with intellectual theft, and Jim wants to pick up an abandoned property.

In this episode:

(00:00) Vince Vaughn is a Lazy Plagiarist
(08:15) The Living Bicycle
(14:50) Breaking Badder

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_13.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

FistShark Marketing 12: Samheinous

In this week's meeting, the executives discuss putting to work an as yet unexploited company asset and fulfill their Fun Committee obligation to make plans for the annual Halloween party.

In this episode:

(00:00) Halloween Party
(14:15) The Satanists Downstairs

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:45pm EDT

FistShark Marketing 11: DungeonKroeger

A fantastic adventure awaits young and old, as the team is tasked with selling a fantasy board game. Also, a new book promises to spice up bedtime activities, Craig visits the veterinarian, and Jim makes another questionable acquisition.

In this episode:

(00:00) DungeonKroeger
(08:50) Craig has Rabies
(14:50) 100 Ways to Drive a Woman Crazy in Bed
(21:15) Old Cold Piss

Direct download: FistsShark_Marketing_11.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:50am EDT

FistShark Marketing 10: Calling Dr. Nightscream

A health crisis rocks the FistShark office as Caitlin contracts what is almost certainly a life-threatening illness. Meanwhile, Dean Cain fails to show up for work and the executive team finally has a face-to-face meeting with Bono Vox.

In this episode:

(00:00) Dr. Nightscream
(08:25) Scheduling Cain
(14:55) Bono's New Album


Direct download: Fistshark_Marketing_10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:37am EDT

FistShark Marketing 09: Tasty Treats

A new client gets our executives chomping at the bit to learn more about his "Tasty Treats." Also, the team starts laying groundwork for a new reality television series starring Gordon Ramsay and an issue of semantics identifies a previously untapped niche market.

In this episode:

(00:00) Gordon Ramsay's Dog Island
(07:25) Giant Gummi Bears
(14:15) Tasty Treats

Direct download: Fistshark_Marketing_09.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:07pm EDT

FistShark Marketing 08: Dumpster Full of Spines

Our team struggles with the challenges of protecting Miley Cyrus from herself, while Val Kilmer can't seem to get the internet to steal his very private photos. Plus, found footage from Slaatvania is repackaged as variety programming, and a recent acquisition needs to be offloaded quickly.

In this episode:

(00:00) Val's Nudes
(07:34) Gulag
(13:17) Miley Wants To Fly
(20:23) Dumpster Full of Spines

Direct download: Fistshark_Marketing_08.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:58am EDT

FistShark Marketing 07: Lil' Squirts Beauty Pageant

The team examines some new merchandising projects for Kevin Sorbo. Also, they deal with the fallout of a children's beauty competition gone awry, a new local celebrity is primed for superstardom, and Craig celebrates a birthday.

In this episode:

(00:00) Kevin Sorbo's Kevin Sorbets
(05:50) Craig's Birthday
(11:50) Cool Christmas
(21:25) Lil' Squirts Beauty Pageant

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_07.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00am EDT