FistShark Marketing 05: Welcome to Shoe Despot

The executives meet to discuss Val Kilmer's ongoing troubles with mall security and try to help Whole Foods treat rabbits with the love they deserve. Plus, a new client offers a uniquely interactive shoe shopping experience and Craig the Intern gets treatment for his substance abuse problem.

In this episode:

(00:00) Val Kilmer at the Mall
(07:25) Watership Downgrade
(16:00) The Shoe Despot
(23:05) Craig goes to Rehab

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_05.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am EST
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FistShark Marketing 04: Robin Thicke's Make-Out Factory

In this week's meeting, the team spins a misleading app into a cross-media entertainment experience, Robin Thicke opens a restaurant, and Craig the Intern becomes jealous of new hires aimed at attracting Bradley Cooper's business.

In this episode:

(00:00) Trunculo (Know Where You Want To Be)
(09:20) Robin Thicke's Make-Out Factory
(19:10) Craig the Raccoon

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_04.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:52am EST
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FistShark Marketing 03: Val Kilmer's Blood Juice

This week, the executives discuss their many, many lawsuits, organize a sports day to bring Craig the Intern out of his shell, provide blood for Val Kilmer, and deal with more of Dean Cain's ridiculous crap.

In this episode:

(00:00) Bratwurst's School of Cookery and Chefcraft
(08:48) Fun Committee: "Sports Day"
(20:26) Litigation: "Dream Libel" / "Blood Drive Rebellion"
(29:43) Dean Cain's Sour Patch Situation

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_03.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:14pm EST
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FistShark Marketing 02: Scarlett Johansson Lied To Us

In this week's meeting of marketing minds, FishShark's official fun committee plans Casual Friday, we tackle edible underwear for the modern male, Robin Thicke thinks he's a movie monster, and there's a drug that unlocks 100% of the human brain... for real!

In this episode:

(00:00) The Fun Committee: Casual Fridays
(09:03) TastyMan 
(16:10) Robin Thicke, Robin Thicke, Robin Thicke
(23:01) Illuminus (Unlock Your Full Potential)

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_02.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:34pm EST
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FistShark Marketing 01: Dean Cain The Dog Walker


FistShark Marketing is YOUR publicity relations specialist for a world of social media and some other things that sound good. We're releasing recordings of our genuine strategy meetings to help young startups create their OWN PR empires. 

How DO we deal with such stars as Dean Cain, Val Kilmer, and Corey Feldman? Find out NOW!

In this episode:

(00:00) Dean Cain, Dog Walker
(07:55) How Do We Fix Val Kilmer?
(14:38) Feldman Hunts for Pornog
(18:22) Fannyback

Direct download: FistSharkMarketing01.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:52pm EST
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