FistShark Marketing 24: Sadsghetti

A bold branding effort tries to elevate the most tragic of meals, Christopher Lambert presents a new television pilot, and the executives try to pursue the ultimate short-term consumer.

In this episode:

(00:25) Christopher Lambert's Worm Time
(10:55) Sadsghetti
(18:05) The Declining Health Industry

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_24.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:09am EST
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FistShark Marketing 23: Miley's Batmobile

Another of Miley Cyrus' scientific endeavors results in unanticipated consequences, a charitable foundation is established to help the least unfortunate, and the chameleon-like qualities of Michael Cera are explored.

In this episode:

(01:05) Miley's Batmobile
(11:50) Michael Cera, Master Impressionist
(18:50) The Make A Demand Foundation

 

Direct download: FIstShark_Marketing_23.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:12am EST
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FistShark Marketing 22: Cock Blocking Beats

Paul Rudd's plans to revolutionize casual dining meet with some resistance, Mario Lopez works on developing his bad boy image, and the executives devise a new service to protect their clients.

In this episode:

(00:35) Walter Dementulos
(02:15) Ruddfückers
(10:45) No More Whoopsie-Penis
(18:30) The Crimes of Mario Lopez

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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FistShark Marketing 21: McConaughunt

The search is on for an infinitely versatile resource, new security measures are implemented in the FistShark offices, and our executives seek justice in the matter of Craig the Intern.

In this episode: 

(00:45) FistShark v. Craig T. Intern
(11:05) Medal Detectors
(19:40) McConaughunt

 

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_21.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:28am EST
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FistShark Marketing 20: Christmas Meat

Our executives are hard at work developing the television event of the season, clients are keen to get their holiday albums selling in stores, and it's Caitlin's turn to take charge of a FistShark Marketing Christmas tradition.

In this episode:

(01:00) Live Birth of the Christ
(12:00) Sounds of the Season
(18:20) Christmas Meat

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_20.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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FistShark Marketing 19: Gerber Baby Farm

The horrible truth behind a long-running campaign is at risk of being exposed, Dean Cain is obsessed with rehearsing his ultimate performance, and the team reflects on how they prefer to take their coffee.

In this episode:

(00:45) Coffee
(11:40) Gerber Baby Farm
(22:40) Rehearsing Cain

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_19.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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FistShark Marketing 18: The Selfie Economy

Our executives try to cash in on the biggest cultural phenomenon of the twenty-first century before it's too late, a new museum reeks of product possibilities, and opportunities abound at the intersection of faith and fast food.

In this episode:

(00:40) McMass
(12:15) The Selfie Economy
(20:20) Stench of Death

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_18.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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FistShark Marketing 17: Fowl Prophecy

An overabundance of poultry is making life a challenge in the FistShark office, a lapse in litigious fervor seems ripe for exploitation, and Vince Vaughn becomes what he's always aspired to be.

In this episode:

(00:40) Too Many Chickens
(11:25) Vince Centvaughn
(19:45) Rule Thirty-Frozen

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_17.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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FistShark Marketing 16: The Ass Gap
The team's ambitions for Dog Island take a terrifying turn, a recently-released product is putting grins on faces in an unexpected way, and the race is on to find the perfect posterior.
 
In this episode:
 
(00:30) Dr. Nightscream Calling
(02:40) Stank Puffs
(10:30) Game of Bones
(16:35) The Ass Gap
 
 
"Dr. Nightscream Calling" written and performed by Toby Deshane.
Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_16.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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FistShark Marketing 15: Instant Diabetes

A potential PR disaster looms for Dr. Nightscream, and only FistShark Marketing can save him. Meanwhile, Jim introduces a new club sensation who aims to raise awareness of a public health crisis and Craig the Intern's girlfriend becomes an issue for the office.

In this episode:

(01:20) Funky Buttblood
(09:05) Instant Diabetes

(15:20) Craig's Girlfriend

Direct download: FistShark_Marketing_15.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:46am EST
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